My name is Matt. I'm 17 and full of sass and sarcasm.


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What is love
Anonymous
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damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

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Jul

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merster98:

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

that last comment omg

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Jul

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

image

oh that’s why ok

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britishprostitute:

jerkidiot:

do british prostitutes charge by the pound

Yes.

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Jul

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thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

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Jul

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meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

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Jul

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vinegod:

#PokemonPranks with Friends! by Thomas Sanders